March 14

"The meat and potato ones are really good" - Simon Davey, manager of Barnsley FC, on the pie delights that awaited Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich before last weekend's crunch FA Cup tie between the two clubs, having promised the Russian oil billionaire a free pie if he turned up for the game. Following Barnsley's shock victory, we're guessing the tycoon left instead with pie on his face.